I’ve been friends with this girl for coming up on 8 years now. I told her I was in love with her around a year or so in but she was in a relationship, so I told her I just wanted to be around and I’d learn to deal. (I’m a lesbian, she’s pan) I did learn, I learned to just appreciate being around her regardless of the nature of our relationship, I learned to be happy being her friend and we’ve become best friends. I even started moving forward by looking around for a romantic relationship elsewhere.

However she is now single, and has been for a little while now, I even recommended she take some time to recover after her rebound went badly. She’s been doing better, but recently she compared our friendship to two different fictional lesbian couples. She’s talked about cosplaying as said characters, and compared us to these two https://images.firstpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/theowlhouse-640.jpg … In that very picture… With the added caption of “I’m too gay send help”…
I offhandedly questioned these things, leaving her an opening to retreat out of. She acted like none of this was even remotely flirtatious, saying she thought we would cosplay them really well. I took her at her word, but I mean… I can’t really think of another way to read this?
So I suppose my situation is the same as the captions:

I’m too gay, send help XD